🖥️Paired with real $MSFT
Trade our extremely serious memecoin on the Robinhood chain and you end up holding tokenized shares of the actual Microsoft. Yes, really. No, we don't get it either.
$MICROSOFT
Same Software. Different Package.™
A memecoin drawn with a mouse, launching on the Robinhood chain, paired with tokenized $MSFT. Buy the joke — end up holding a slice of the real Microsoft. A more productive tomorrow, allegedly.
Token address:
COMING SOON — DO NOT BUY RANDOM CONTRACTS, ANONYMOUS USER⚠️ Only ever trust the address posted on our official accounts. Scammers are the true legacy software.
🖌️Drawn in MS Paint
No design agency. No brand guidelines. One mouse, one bucket-fill tool, and a level of confidence usually reserved for surgeons.
📎Clippy-approved
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💾Ctrl+Alt+Del your portfolio
When your other bags freeze, our reboot screen is the prettiest shade of blue in the industry.
How to buy (4 easy steps)
- 1Open Robinhood
Install the app. Log in. Ignore the part of your brain saying 'be careful'. - 2Fund your wallet
Send funds to your Robinhood chain wallet. Lunch money tier is fine. Rent money tier is not. - 3Swap for $MICROSOFT
Paste the official contract from our socials. Never from a stranger's DMs. Ever. - 4Receive $MSFT exposure
Your trade pairs into tokenized Microsoft shares. Tell your parents you 'work in equities' now.
Installation progress: ████████████████████░░░░ 84% — please do not turn off your computer.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Buy / sell tax
2% / 2%
Liquidity
Burned 🔥
Pairing
Tokenized $MSFT
Chain
Robinhood
Team allocation
One (1) mouse
Spreadsheet audited by a guy who once used SUM() correctly on the first try.
The Roadmap™
Phase 1
Draw butt. Deploy coin. Confuse investors.
Phase 2
Trend on the timeline. Get gently threatened by a legal team.
Phase 3
Everyone accidentally owns tokenized $MSFT shares.
Phase 4
Microsoft to the moon. Blimp included.
❓ Is this affiliated with Microsoft?
Absolutely not. We are affiliated with a drawing of a butt inside four colored rectangles. Microsoft is a $3T software company. Please do not confuse us. Please.
❓ Why is it paired with $MSFT?
Because a memecoin that quietly hands you tokenized shares of one of the largest companies on earth is the funniest financial product ever conceived.
❓ What's the tax on trades?
2% on buys and sells. Every cent of it goes toward purchasing tokenized Microsoft stock and airdropping it straight to holders' wallets. We tax the memes and turn them into shares.
❓ Is the art going to get better?
No. That's the whole bit. Any improvement in art quality would constitute a rug.
❓ Is this financial advice?
It's a website with a cartoon butt logo. Do your own research, invest what you can afford to lose, and touch grass regularly.